danger smells like clean socks

A striking example of the difference between men and women when it comes to communicating:

This morning I found myself awake and hungry at 7am (which actually is more often you would think because I'm such a night person...) ... so I decided to go out and get some Mickey D's (I absolutely adore their Sausage Egg McMuffins) ... when I got back, my mom had been semi-worried that I was gone.

While stuffing myself with my breakfast, I told her that she should of used her powers of deduction to figure things out ... especially since my laptop was still here (if i were to leave home, I would probably take the craptop!) ... I told her that she should of asked Dad since he would probably figured out that a.) because it's early and b.) because the Taurus was gone that I had c.) gone to McDonalds.

So after a little while long of this witty banter (well, as witty as banter can be when I hadn't slept all night), my mom admitted that when she told Dad I was missing, he told her that I had probably gone to McDonalds...

GO MEN! USE YOUR POWERS OF DEDUCTION!