March 25th, 2003
Things I have Learned...
Today I learned a lot of important things.
For instance, I'm going to die in Turchi's exam on Thursday. I also learned why South Campus has been so quiet lately - everyone just plays on the Quad! Har har.
No really ... I learned I have no penis (thanks, Caroline!), and that Saddam Hussein can't help being a murderous tyrant; he just has a small penis and is trying to project his insecurities by murdering innocent civilians.
Alas.
For instance, I'm going to die in Turchi's exam on Thursday. I also learned why South Campus has been so quiet lately - everyone just plays on the Quad! Har har.
No really ... I learned I have no penis (thanks, Caroline!), and that Saddam Hussein can't help being a murderous tyrant; he just has a small penis and is trying to project his insecurities by murdering innocent civilians.
Alas.
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